you did a good job today
you worked so hard ✧*
THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ
Same energy
if you’re ever feeling down just remember that you’re 1 of 1, girl
*exchanging wedding vows*
me: fullmetal alchemist
my wife: *slightly differently from how I said it* fullmetal alchemist
me: huh damn i’m bored
the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower
me:
you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?
call me childish but that’s exactly what I do